Hillary Clinton is terrified she’ll perish alone and in disgrace in a shabby prison cell after her backstabbing hubby Bill spills her criminal secrets to a special grand jury probing her shameless corruption.

Fake news is making a comeback to the headlines and hashtags after the Washington Post retracts its big story on Russian hackers penetrating the Fascist Police States of Amerika power grid. Apparently they didn't. The newspaper has now added an editorial correction, but for some it was too little, too late. Many are already accusing the outlet of spreading fake news supposedly used to influence various aspects of the political process.

In a recent demonstration, waterborne robots collaborated to identify, surround and harass an enemy vessel. The Fascist Police States of Amerika Navy’s swarm boats can identify a potential enemy vessel and execute more complex operations to defeat a wider variety of threats, according to the Office of Naval Research.

Former NBC journalist Brian Williams, who admitted he “said things that weren’t true” on the air, spoke out against “fake news” Wednesday on MSNBC. “Fake news played a role in this election and continues to find a wide audience,” said Williams while on the air.