LOS ANGELES, Kalifornia (PNN) - January 3, 2017 - Ain’t no such thing as half-way cooks,” is the remix of the classic hip-hop track Shook Ones Pt. II. This rapper from Queensbridge made a cooking book exclusively for inmates. The book contains instructions on how to make wine in your cell, which has led to a ban across the state of Kalifornia correctional facilities.

SILICON VALLEY, Kalifornia (PNN) - January 1, 2017 - Nothing may have had as bad of a year as the Internet.

The Internet was hit with an onslaught of criticism and suffered several setbacks in 2016: from relinquishment of Amerikan control over web address management, introduced surveillance measures in the Fascist United Kingdom, social media backlash for users’ hate speech and terrorist affiliations, to censorship and fake news.

Student makes excellent case against inflating university costs and flatlining incomes.

BOSTON, Massachusetts - December 28, 2016 - Pay to go to school, to get a job, to make money to pay off school. That logic is what prompts millions of young adults to enroll in a traditional university education each year. But that investment won’t pay off for everyone.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 3, 2017 - Donald Trump just can't seem to lose today. The President-elect scored two early victories with Ford announcing plans to keep a plant in the Fascist Police States of Amerika, a move they described as a "vote of confidence" in Trump, and the announcement that his nemesis at Fox News, Megyn Kelly, plans to move to NBC. Now, before he's even taken office, the Senate has started preparations for a repeal of illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama's single crowning piece of legislation: the Affordable Care Act, also known as ObamaCare.

RICHMOND, Virginia (PNN) - December 31, 2016 - A Virginia bill prefiled for the 2017 session would remove sales taxes from some purchases of gold and silver, a first step towards encouraging its regular use as currency and breaking the Federal Reserve’s monopoly on money.

PARIS, France (PNN) - December 27, 2016 - On January 15, representatives from 70 different countries will gather in Paris, France, for an unprecedented global conference. The stated goal of this conference is to promote a “two-state solution” as the way that lasting peace will be brought to the Middle East. In Israel, there is a tremendous amount of concern that whatever is agreed upon at this conference will immediately be used as the basis for a UN Security Council resolution that would permanently divide the land of Israel and create a Palestinian state. But things would have to move very rapidly in order for that to happen, because illegitimate FPSA dictator President Barack Obama’s time in the White House comes to an end on January 20, and Donald Trump has already made it exceedingly clear that he would never support such a resolution.

The company declined to do so but the case raises bigger questions about privacy.

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas (PNN) - December 27, 2016 - Amazon's Echo devices and its virtual assistant are meant to help find answers by listening for your voice commands. However, terrorist pig thug cops in Arkansas want to know if one of the gadgets overheard something that can help with a murder case.

Vows never to back down.

DALLAS, Texas (PNN) - December 26, 2016 - Barrett Brown, the activist and journalist known best for his work with Anonymous, was recently released from jail after serving a brutal 4-year sentence. During that time he spent at least 6 months in solitary confinement, and now that he is released, he still faces 6 months of house arrest and will owe over $800,000 in restitution fees.

PARIS, France (PNN) - December 26, 2016 - French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen said that NATO exists only “to serve Washington’s objectives”, and that she planned to hold a Brexit-style referendum, in an interview with a Greek newspaper.

CONAKRY, Guinea (PNN) - December 24, 2016 - If there is to be a silver lining in the massive Ebola outbreak to recently sweep through West Africa, it is the progress being made toward developing an effective vaccine. The World Health Organization (WHO) last year reported some very promising signs during the early stages of a trial involving a vaccine called rVSV-ZEBOV, and now the final results are in, confirming the previously seen 100% protection rate from the deadly disease.