CERRO PARANAL, Chile (PNN) - July 12, 2012 - Galaxy-building theory says there are stars and there are stage hands. The bright, shining galaxies filled with stars, the theory goes, took star-building gas from somewhere else, but we couldn't find exactly where the help came from. Now astronomers have likely found that source; starless "dark galaxies" that fed others early in the history of the universe have been seen.

NEW YORK (PNN) - July 12, 2012 - Consumer-products companies are turning to new technology to overcome the biggest obstacle to learning what shoppers really think: what the shoppers say.

To find out what really draws their test shoppers' attention, companies like Procter & Gamble Co. and Kimberly Clark Corp. are combining three-dimensional computer simulations of product designs and store layouts with eye-tracking technology; and that, in turn, is helping them roll out new products faster and come up with designs and shelf layouts that boost sales.

REYKJAVIK, Iceland (PNN) - July 12, 2012 - If you were involved in Icelandic high finance in the run up to the Depression, you might want to start watching your back.

That's because the Iceland government has appointed a white collar crime bounty hunter who wants to haul in your behind (alive, to be sure).

WASHINGTON (PNN) - July 11, 2012 - The Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division will soon be using a laser at airports that can detect everything about you from over 160-feet away.

A scanner that could read people at the molecular level has been invented. This laser-based scanner - which can be used from 164-feet away - could read everything from a person’s adrenaline levels to traces of gunpowder on a person’s clothes, to illegal substances - and it can all be done without a physical search. It also could be used on multiple people at the same time, eliminating random searches at airports.

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona (PNN) - July 8, 2010 - Armed agents of the Amerikan Gestapo Coconino Country Forest Service and Coconino County Sheriff divisions unlawfully enforced desecration of the sacred fire of Native Americans holding a ceremony for the San Francisco Peaks on Friday.

Lakota Chief Arvol Looking Horse, 19th Generation Keeper of the Sacred White Buffalo Calf Pipe, was among the medicine people present when the sacred fire was desecrated.

Citizens are fed up with dictatorial rules by pig thug cops.

BROOKLYN, New York (PNN) - July 3, 2012 - Days after an unruly crowd attacked lifeguards at Brooklyn's newly renovated McCarren Park pool, a pig thug cop was punched in the face and another hurt his wrist in a confrontation with swimmers.

LONDON, England (PNN) - July 3, 2012 - The world's first genetically modified humans have been created, it was revealed last night.

The disclosure that 30 healthy babies were born after a series of experiments in the Fascist Police States of Amerika provoked another furious debate about ethics. Currently, two of the babies have been tested and found to contain genes from three 'parents'.

SAINT PAUL, Minnesota (PNN) - July 1, 2012 - A Minnesota mother has decided that her state's health department is completely out of line in demanding that she stop distributing raw milk to members of her buying club, and has chosen instead to continue helping these families in her area access this highly medicinal food even if it means going to jail.

CONCORD, New Hampshire (PNN) - June 29, 2012 - On June 18, Governor John Lynch signed HB 146, which reads:

A Right of Accused. In all criminal proceedings the court shall permit the defense to inform the jury of its right to judge the facts and the application of the law in relation to the facts in controversy.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 28, 2012 - Republican governors are planning to ignore the Fascist Police States of Amerika Supreme Court's decision Thursday to uphold ObamaCare hoping that the issue will drive voters to dump illegitimate President Obama in favor of Mitt Romney, who has vowed to kill the Affordable Care Act.