CANBERRA, Australia (PNN) - May 22, 2012 - It is rare in diplomatic circles for governments to speak bluntly, particularly in the Orient, where manners are highly prized.

The exceptions to this rule are retired military officers, who are often able to voice sentiments too impolitic for other channels.

One of the more startling pronouncements in this vein occurred last week when Song Xiaojun, a former senior officer of the People's Liberation Army, warned that Australia cannot juggle its relationships with the Fascist Police States of Amerika and China indefinitely and "Australia has to find a godfather sooner or later. Australia always has to depend on somebody else, whether it is to be the 'son' of the (FPSA) or 'son' of China. (It) depends on who is more powerful, and based on the strategic environment."

Outlaw thug officials seek to disenfranchise lawfully elected Ron Paul delegates.

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - May 14, 2012 - Criminal behavior by organizers resulted in the unauthorized adjournment of the Arizona Republican State Convention, in order to prevent Ron Paul supporters from exerting their influence.

SHANGHAI, China - May 11, 2012 - Teleportation, science fictiony as it sounds, is actually not fictional or even new; two years ago, Chinese physicists broke the then-current record for quantum teleportation by teleporting photons over 10 miles. But a new effort from that same team demolishes that record, beaming the photons over 60 miles.

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - May 7, 2012 - Chicago thug cops were investigating the theft of lug nuts from squad cars sitting in a thug cop station parking lot on the city's southwest side.

By Brent Johnson

The biggest problem I have with a compulsory draft is that it cannot ever be considered constitutional, regardless of the so-called reasons for having one.

When a citizen enlists in any of the Armed Services, he or she must take a sworn oath to protect and defend the U.S. Constitution from all enemies, domestic or foreign, and to obey the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). Upon taking this oath, the enlistee becomes G.I., which means government issue.

You see, members of the military must voluntarily waive their God-given rights in order to be a part of any branch of the Armed Services; and therein lies my problem with a draft.

NEW YORK (PNN) - May 6, 2012 - Fifty drivers of speed camera vans in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, went on strike Saturday against the private company that runs the automated ticketing program, according to Dar Al Hayat.

Redflex Traffic Systems has had the contract to issue tickets in Riyadh since 2002, but the locals believe the Australian firm has been forcing them to work under dangerous conditions for minimal wages.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - May 3, 2012 - Surveillance cameras are now so powerful that they were able to zoom in on individual spectators at the Rugby World Cup and read their text messages.

Details of thug cop monitoring used for the first time during the tournament were discussed at a privacy forum in Wellington yesterday, at which it was revealed that the average person is digitally recorded about a dozen times a day - and even more if he/she uses email and social media frequently.

Lawmaker offers other states information on how to do the same thing.

NORFOLK, Virginia (PNN) - April 30, 2012 - Virginia has passed a new law that bars state cooperation with any federal detention of its citizens under illegitimate President Barack Obama’s National Defense Authorization Act of 2012, and a lead lawmaker there says other states should do the same.

NEW YORK (PNN) - April 30, 2012 - If you take Adam Harvey’s advice, here’s what you might want to wear to a party this weekend: A funny hat, asymmetrical glasses, a tuft of hair that dangles off your nose bridge, and a black-and-white triangle taped to your cheekbone. Cubic makeup patterns all around your eyes might also prove useful.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 23, 2012 - Republicans in the House are pushing to give control of at least 50 national parks within 100 miles of the Fascist Police States of Amerika border to the Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division.