SHANGHAI, China - May 11, 2012 - Teleportation, science fictiony as it sounds, is actually not fictional or even new; two years ago, Chinese physicists broke the then-current record for quantum teleportation by teleporting photons over 10 miles. But a new effort from that same team demolishes that record, beaming the photons over 60 miles.

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - May 7, 2012 - Chicago thug cops were investigating the theft of lug nuts from squad cars sitting in a thug cop station parking lot on the city's southwest side.

By Brent Johnson

The biggest problem I have with a compulsory draft is that it cannot ever be considered constitutional, regardless of the so-called reasons for having one.

When a citizen enlists in any of the Armed Services, he or she must take a sworn oath to protect and defend the U.S. Constitution from all enemies, domestic or foreign, and to obey the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). Upon taking this oath, the enlistee becomes G.I., which means government issue.

You see, members of the military must voluntarily waive their God-given rights in order to be a part of any branch of the Armed Services; and therein lies my problem with a draft.

NEW YORK (PNN) - May 6, 2012 - Fifty drivers of speed camera vans in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, went on strike Saturday against the private company that runs the automated ticketing program, according to Dar Al Hayat.

Redflex Traffic Systems has had the contract to issue tickets in Riyadh since 2002, but the locals believe the Australian firm has been forcing them to work under dangerous conditions for minimal wages.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - May 3, 2012 - Surveillance cameras are now so powerful that they were able to zoom in on individual spectators at the Rugby World Cup and read their text messages.

Details of thug cop monitoring used for the first time during the tournament were discussed at a privacy forum in Wellington yesterday, at which it was revealed that the average person is digitally recorded about a dozen times a day - and even more if he/she uses email and social media frequently.

Lawmaker offers other states information on how to do the same thing.

NORFOLK, Virginia (PNN) - April 30, 2012 - Virginia has passed a new law that bars state cooperation with any federal detention of its citizens under illegitimate President Barack Obama’s National Defense Authorization Act of 2012, and a lead lawmaker there says other states should do the same.

NEW YORK (PNN) - April 30, 2012 - If you take Adam Harvey’s advice, here’s what you might want to wear to a party this weekend: A funny hat, asymmetrical glasses, a tuft of hair that dangles off your nose bridge, and a black-and-white triangle taped to your cheekbone. Cubic makeup patterns all around your eyes might also prove useful.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 23, 2012 - Republicans in the House are pushing to give control of at least 50 national parks within 100 miles of the Fascist Police States of Amerika border to the Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division.

KEYES, Kalifornia (PNN) - April 18, 2012 - Thug cops in Keyes, Kalifornia are investigating why outlaw pig thug cops murdered an unarmed 32-year-man after first shooting him with a stun gun.

NEW YORK (PNN) - April 12, 2012 - The first human eggs grown from human stem cells could be fertilized with human sperm cells later this year, potentially revolutionizing fertility treatment for women. This could be one more step on the path toward reproduction sans human interaction - in this case, a potential parent wouldn’t even need to donate her eggs. But it could also turn stem cells into an infinite loop of egg cells into embryos into stem cells, on and on, in a fractal-like repetition of reproduction.