In this hysterical parody, a Florida man explains to WFTV Channel 9 News the many reasons he loves and supports the Orlando Police Department, which has been diligently ensuring that anyone who feeds the hungry is punished, and thereby maintaining law and order in this central Florida city!
AUCKLAND, New Zealand - July 4, 2011 – Dakta Green, the premiere activist in New Zealand on behalf of decriminalization of marijuana possession and legalization of cannabis for medical use, has been sentenced to 8 months in prison for the courageous stand he has taken against pot prohibition laws.
He has been isolated from the outside world; authorities are making it difficult for him to receive phone calls or even mail. He would very much appreciate your letters and postcards.
by Dennis Grover, American, in Independence
RENO, Nevada - July 4, 2011 - I live my life fully engulfed in joy. I live it that way because I created it that way and cannot imagine anything different. It is the Fourth of July, “Independence Day” and I have to ask; independent from what?
On this holiday I received more emails than usual exclaiming various degrees of ecstatic joy. Nevertheless, however I viewed one patriotic video with a variety of pictures of soldiers, Washington D.C. monuments and other familiar national treasures, it brought tears to my eyes, not because of the patriotic words and scenery, but because of what realities now lay behind them.
GASTONIA, North Carolina - June 20, 2011 - Often, crimes are commited out of desperation. However, most robberies aren't motivated by a desperate need for health care.
James Richard Verone, of Georgia, attempted to steal one dollar from a bank so that he would be arrested, taken to jail, and - most importantly - provided with health care, the Gaston Gazette reported.
In a most satisfying turn of events, a homeowner couple upon whose property - for which they paid cash - was wrongly foreclosed, have finally achieved justice… they foreclosed upon the bank! Turnabout really is fair play!
”… and the lion shall lie down with the lamb.” This beautiful reminder of the magic that exists in this world will bring up your mood, light up your day, and take you someplace wonderful. Enjoy!
Making your own butter is surprisingly easy! This is a necessary survival skill for the coming times when we will no longer be able to just go to the store and purchase whatever we need.
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - January 24, 2011 - Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura is suing the Department of Homeland Security and the Transportation Security Administration, saying full-body scans and pat downs at airport checkpoints are violating his rights.
The Seattle area has become the focus of a group of honest-to-God superheroes. They do not have any special powers (as far as we know, that is); however, they possess super characters. These costumed heroes are an example of what ordinary people can do to combat the injustice and terrorism being foisted on the Amerikan people.
HOUSTON, Texas - January 4, 2011 - A local family was terrorized, ambushed outside their own home and held at gunpoint. They had just pulled into their driveway on Glenfield near Durango Falls in northwest Harris County Monday night when the suspects threatened the family, and the husband fought back.
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