WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 12, 2012 - In a House Resolution introduced last week, Rep. Walter B. Jones (N.C.) put forward use of the military by the executive branch without explicit authorization from Congress as an impeachable offense: one that some conservatives believe illegitimate President Barack Obama has already committed.

Fascists deploy electromagnetic heat ray.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 11, 2012 - The Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) military has unveiled their infamous non-lethal weapon - an electromagnetic beam of fierce heat.

When the Active Denial System (ADS) is activated, it beams a high-frequency electromagnetic ray beam at a target up to 0.6 miles (1,000 meters) away.

Mounted on a military vehicle for crowd control, the waves create a heat so uncomfortable the natural response is to flee.

DENVER, Colorado (PNN) - March 6, 2012 - The Colorado Supreme Court ruled on Monday that students and employees with concealed weapon permits may carry handguns on University of Colorado campuses, overturning a ban by the school’s regents.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - March 5, 2012 - A federal judge has ruled that Maryland’s handgun permit law is unconstitutional.

In an opinion filed Monday, U.S. District Judge Benson Everett Legg says a requirement that residents show a “good and substantial reason” to carry a handgun infringes on their Second Amendment right to bear arms. He says it isn’t sufficiently tailored to the state’s public safety interests.

Fascist invention seeks to curtail free speech.

TOKYO, Japan (PNN) - March 2, 2012 - Japanese researchers have invented a speech-jamming gadget that painlessly forces people into silence.

Kazutaka Kurihara of the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, and Koji Tsukada of Ochanomizu University, developed a portable "SpeechJammer" gun that can silence people more than 100 feet away.

Idiotic medical “ethicist” makes outrageous claim but refuses to allow her own children to be the first to die.

LONDON, England (PNN) - March 1, 2012 - Doctors should have the right to kill newborn babies because they are disabled, too expensive, or simply unwanted by their mothers, an academic with links to Oxford University has claimed.

PHOENIX, Arizona - March 1, 2012 - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced on Thursday that his investigation into illegitimate President Barack Obama’s birth certificate concluded the document was most likely a forgery.

NEW YORK (PNN) - February 29, 2012 - Leaked documents reveal that the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) federal government unlawfully tracked Occupy Wall Street protesters because it was paranoid the movement could turn violent.

An internal report from the Amnerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division titled, SPECIAL COVERAGE: Occupy Wall Street, was part of 5 million leaked documents published by WikiLeaks and examined by Rolling Stone contributing editor Michael Hastings.

PORTSMOUTH, Virginia (PNN) - February 29, 2012 - Virginia repealed a one-per-month limit on handgun purchases on Tuesday, less than five years after a mentally-deranged student used handguns to massacre 32 people at Virginia Tech University in the worst single act of gun violence in Fascist Police States of Amerika history.

Fascist officials exonerate pig thug cop murderer; cop’s execution left to We the People.

TAMPA BAY, Florida (PNN) - February 26, 2012 - Florida Highway Patrol pig thug cop Daniel Cole used his Taser to stop a fleeing Danielle Maudsley, resulting in her death. Maudsley fell and cracked her head on the concrete roadway. Maudsley has been brain dead ever since and is not expected to recover.