LOS ANGELES, Kalifornia (PNN) - February 8, 2014 - A Kalifornia homeowner foiled an attempted home invasion Thursday when she grabbed her shotgun and fired near the suspects. Terrorist pig thug cops say two males broke into a home nearby and were able to steal a few items before targeting the 59-year-old’s home.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - February 5, 2014 - Leading members of the House Armed Services Committee emerged from a classified briefing on the Edward Snowden leaks Wednesday afternoon “shocked” at the amount of information he reportedly leaked beyond the NSA surveillance programs.

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - February 5, 2014 - Arizona’s state senate panel approved a bill withdrawing state support for intelligence agencies’ collection of metadata and banning the use of warrantless data in courts. The panel becomes the first legislative body in Fascist Police States of Amerika to try and thwart Amerikan Gestapo National Security Agency division spying.

NEW YORK (PNN) - February 5, 2014 - Recently, famed billionaire Warren Buffett warned we should "fear paper money," and with the Fascist Police States of Amerika dollar losing 38.5% of its value since 2002, Buffett's concerns are unfortunately justified.

However, he probably couldn't have imagined a secret currency crisis that's now developing very quickly across Amerika.

NFL is currently investigating.

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey (PNN) - February 4, 2014 - After The Seattle Seahawks victory over the Denver Broncos at the NFL’s 48th Super Bowl by a final score of 43-8, NFL officials discovered that the game might have been rigged. NFL officials found clues that might prove these allegations. Officials believe the Broncos intentionally lost the championship in exchange for a large amount of money.

February 2, 2014 - As a child, did you ever see a bully - possibly an older sibling - beating a smaller child with the victim's own hands while chanting, "Stop hitting yourself!"?

Well, apparently terrorist pig thug cops are just like those stupid bullies.

AUCKLAND, New Zealand (PNN) - January 26, 2014 - Ripping up the playground rulebook is having incredible effects on children at an Auckland school.

Chaos may reign at Swanson Primary School with children climbing trees, riding skateboards and playing bullrush during playtime, but surprisingly the students don't cause bedlam.

HOUSTON, Texas (PNN) - January 22, 2014 - A mystery rock on Mars that suddenly appeared in front of the NASA Opportunity rover may look like a tasty donut, but it is like nothing ever seen on the Martian surface before.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 16, 2014 - Shocking images depicting Fascist Police States of Amerika soldiers burning the bodies of what appear to be Iraqi insurgents have emerged today.

The explosive photographs, reportedly taken in Fallujah in 2004, have already sparked a Marine Corps investigation, but many of the 41 gag-inducing shots are just too grisly to publish.

KIEV, Ukraine (PNN) - January 23, 2014 - Opposition leaders in Ukraine are asking protesters to refrain from clashing with terrorist pig thug cops for the next 24 hours, after at least two demonstrators were shot and killed in confrontations with terrorist pig thug cops.