WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 23, 2017 - As of this morning, President Donald Trump has signed three executive actions. In addition to putting a stop to the un-Amerikan Trans-Pacific Partnership, President Trump has instituted a federal hiring freeze (except for the military) and has re-instituted Mexico City Policy, which prevents federal funds from going to overseas organizations that perform or promote abortions.

BOSTON, Massachusetts (PNN) - January 11, 2017 - A team of scientists from Massachusetts General Hospital and Harvard Medical School have used adult skin cells to regenerate functional human heart tissue.

by Brent Johnson

What have we done to our country? What have we done to America? How did we ever let it get to be this way?

The government is totally out of control. Our representatives regularly pass “laws” to eradicate or violate the fundamental rights of all Americans, in the name of furthering precisely what? Socialism, communism, the idea that everyone is entitled to have a good life handed to him on a silver platter, and that the American people are somehow obligated to pay for it… that’s what.

NEW YORK (PNN) - January 5, 2017 - From Battlestar Galactica to the Imperial Death Star, the world of fiction is rife with gargantuan spacecraft capable of supporting thousands of residents with their own personal quarters and facilities.

But for real astronauts, spaceflight is not quite so, well, spacious. Take the International Space Station (ISS), which is the largest spacefaring vessel ever built, as well as the most expensive single construction project in human history, costing the Fascist Police States of Amerika alone around $100 billion. Its first module was launched in November 1998, and its first long-duration crew, consisting of three people, arrived onboard two years later.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (PNN) - January 4, 2017 - Faraday Future staked its claim to the world’s fastest electric car with its FF91 production model, showing footage of it outracing Tesla Motors, Inc.’s Model S in a glitzy event in Las Vegas.

The startup electric-car maker backed by Chinese billionaire Jia Yueting is counting on its debut offering to drum up support from investors, many of whom had been invited to the Las Vegas presentation. The FF91 can go from zero to 60 miles per hour in 2.39 seconds, according to the company. That compares with 2.5 seconds for Tesla’s Model S P100D in its fastest “Ludicrous” mode.

LUXEMBOURG CITY, Luxembourg (PNN) - January 3, 2017 - The fascist British government’s mass surveillance powers have been severely undermined by the European Union’s top court.

The new ruling could constrain terrorist pig thug cops and spy agency investigations. The judgment was handed down last month, in Luxembourg, where the European Court of Justice declared that general and indiscriminate data retention regarding people’s communications and whereabouts is inconsistent with privacy rights. The court stated that bulk storage of private data is highly invasive and exceeds the limits of necessity, therefore it can’t be justified within a democratic society.

LOS ANGELES, Kalifornia (PNN) - January 3, 2017 - Ain’t no such thing as half-way cooks,” is the remix of the classic hip-hop track Shook Ones Pt. II. This rapper from Queensbridge made a cooking book exclusively for inmates. The book contains instructions on how to make wine in your cell, which has led to a ban across the state of Kalifornia correctional facilities.

SILICON VALLEY, Kalifornia (PNN) - January 1, 2017 - Nothing may have had as bad of a year as the Internet.

The Internet was hit with an onslaught of criticism and suffered several setbacks in 2016: from relinquishment of Amerikan control over web address management, introduced surveillance measures in the Fascist United Kingdom, social media backlash for users’ hate speech and terrorist affiliations, to censorship and fake news.

Student makes excellent case against inflating university costs and flatlining incomes.

BOSTON, Massachusetts - December 28, 2016 - Pay to go to school, to get a job, to make money to pay off school. That logic is what prompts millions of young adults to enroll in a traditional university education each year. But that investment won’t pay off for everyone.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 3, 2017 - Donald Trump just can't seem to lose today. The President-elect scored two early victories with Ford announcing plans to keep a plant in the Fascist Police States of Amerika, a move they described as a "vote of confidence" in Trump, and the announcement that his nemesis at Fox News, Megyn Kelly, plans to move to NBC. Now, before he's even taken office, the Senate has started preparations for a repeal of illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama's single crowning piece of legislation: the Affordable Care Act, also known as ObamaCare.