NEW YORK (PNN) - April 30, 2012 - If you take Adam Harvey’s advice, here’s what you might want to wear to a party this weekend: A funny hat, asymmetrical glasses, a tuft of hair that dangles off your nose bridge, and a black-and-white triangle taped to your cheekbone. Cubic makeup patterns all around your eyes might also prove useful.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 23, 2012 - Republicans in the House are pushing to give control of at least 50 national parks within 100 miles of the Fascist Police States of Amerika border to the Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division.

KEYES, Kalifornia (PNN) - April 18, 2012 - Thug cops in Keyes, Kalifornia are investigating why outlaw pig thug cops murdered an unarmed 32-year-man after first shooting him with a stun gun.

NEW YORK (PNN) - April 12, 2012 - The first human eggs grown from human stem cells could be fertilized with human sperm cells later this year, potentially revolutionizing fertility treatment for women. This could be one more step on the path toward reproduction sans human interaction - in this case, a potential parent wouldn’t even need to donate her eggs. But it could also turn stem cells into an infinite loop of egg cells into embryos into stem cells, on and on, in a fractal-like repetition of reproduction.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 12, 2012 - In an unprecedented slap at NASA’s endorsement of global warming science, nearly 50 former astronauts and scientists - including the ex-boss of the Johnson Space Center - claim the agency is on the wrong side of science and must change course or ruin the reputation of the world’s top space agency.

MOBILE, Alabama (PNN) - April 10, 2012 - Alabama hospitals and medical centers are taking the initiative to improve health quality compliance in a statewide deployment of Proventix’s Radio Frequency Identification-enabled hand hygiene monitoring technology.

Waiting to defend against a Western attack.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 9, 2012 - The Russian military anticipates that an attack will occur on Iran by the summer and has developed an action plan to move Russian troops through neighboring Georgia to stage in Armenia, which borders on the Islamic republic, according to informed Russian sources.

Pig thug officials want to steal private information by breaking into your XBox or Wii system.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 9, 2012 - Think twice if you live outside the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) and plan to sell your used gaming console.

The Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division has launched a research project to find ways to illegally hack into gaming consoles to obtain sensitive information about gamers stored on the devices.

Outlaw bastard cop has history of assaulting and battering innocent citizens.

HENDERSON, Nevada (PNN) - April 6, 2012 – It has become a trusim in the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA): the terrorist police are the enemies of the people.

A Henderson pig thug cop who was caught kicking a man in the head during a traffic stop will avoid criminal charges - again.

For the second time, outlaw Clark County District Attorney Steve Wolfson announced he won't seek charges against pig thug cop Sgt. Brett Seekatz, who was caught on a dashboard camera kicking Adam Greene in the head during a 2010 traffic stop.

MOSCOW, Russia - April 5, 2012 - Ever since the game Resident Evil and the movie 28 Days Later breathed new light into the zombie attack genre, the Fascist Police States of Amerika has been on something of an obsessive kick. We all played Plants cvs. Zombies. We've designed exercise routines to help keep us safe from the zombie apocalypse. There are even zombie attack bedsheets. Thankfully, though, a zombie attack is an impossibility. Or is it?