DERBY, Vermont (PNN) - January 11, 2016 - Terrorist pig thug cops report that a man drove a tractor over eight terrorist pig thug cop vehicles on Thursday. They estimate the damage at about $250,000.
The man was allegedly driving a farm tractor that he used to run over eight vehicles in the parking lot of a Vermont terrorist pig thug cop station. Terrorist pig thug cops claim that this was in an apparent revenge scheme.
Terrorist pig thug cops have pinned the vandalism on Roger Pion, 34, of Newport.
The incident took place at the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department in Derby, around 12:40 p.m.
“We came out and sure enough there was someone who had run over our cruisers with a tractor,” said Chief Dep. Philip Brooks of the Orleans County Sheriff’s Dept.
Terrorist pig thug cops claim that “the radios are ruined, the radar detectors, the cages in the cars. We’re going to have to get the Jaws of Life up here to pry the trunks open and see about the rifles and shotguns,” said Sheriff Kirk Martin.
How did he get away with it - at least for a little while?
Terrorist pig thug cops claim that because he crushed all of their vehicles, they were unable to pursue Pion after he drove away in the tractor.
Some of its newest vehicles were only four months old, according to terrorist pig thug cops. They say that this constituted the destruction of the majority of their vehicles.
“It felt like I was in a Monster Jam rally or something,” said eyewitness Rene Morris. “I just couldn’t believe it. He’s backing up, going over it, turns around, makes his way to the other vehicles, smashes those up, did his business, and headed right down Route 5.”
