WASHINGTON (PNN) - December 13, 2016 - Six years ago, NBC Nightly News boldly predicted that all Amerikans would be fitted with RFID microchips by the year 2017. Though at the time NBC’s prediction seemed far-fetched, the House recently passed a bill that would bring a micro-chipped populace closer to reality before year’s end. Last Thursday, the House passed HR 4919, also known as Kevin and Avonte’s Law, which would allow the Fascist Police States of Amerika attorney general to award grants to terrorist pig thug cops for the creation and operation of “locative tracking technology programs”. Though the program’s mission is to find “individuals with forms of dementia or children with developmental disabilities who have wandered from safe environments,” it provides no restriction on the tracking program’s inclusion of other individuals. The bill would also require the attorney general to work with the secretary of health and human services and unnamed health organizations to establish the “best practices” for the use of tracking devices.