WASHINGTON (PNN) - May 7, 2015 - Senator Rand Paul (Kent.) is celebrating the news that a federal appeals court rejected illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama’s National Security Agency (NSA) data collection program on Thursday. Paul says he can’t wait for the Supreme Court to eventually rule it unconstitutional.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 21, 2015 - Dr. Ron Paul - the former presidential candidate and 22-year Congressional veteran - was briefly back in Washington, D.C., recently.

Dr. Paul was in the nation’s capital to educate Amerikans on what he believes our country’s next financial crisis will look like.

He says Amerika is on the verge of a real “currency crisis” - the likes of which we have not seen in more than 50 years.

GUANGDONG, China (PNN) - May 5, 2015 - Construction work has begun on the first factory in China’s manufacturing hub of Dongguan to use only robots for production, the official Xinhua news agency reported.

AUSTIN, Texas (PNN) - May 2, 2015 - Since General Sam Houston executed his famous retreat to glory to defeat the superior forces of General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, Texas has been ground zero for military training. We have so many military bases in the Lone Star State we could practically attack Russia.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - May 1, 2015 - The Baltimore riots could be the beginning of a new black history in urban Amerika. Too bad all so many people can see is thugs.

The supposedly sophisticated twitterati take on what has happened after Freddie Gray’s funeral is to essentially rationalize the riots by explaining that the looting we’ve seen on our TV screens was just collateral damage for institutional racism.

WATERLOO, Ontario, Canada (PNN) - April 30, 2015 - Astrophysicists from the University of Waterloo have compiled the most comprehensive 3D map of our cosmic surroundings to date. The map describes how ordinary matter is distributed in space up to a distance of about a billion light-years away from us. This survey will help scientists better understand the distribution of dark matter and explain why, to some extent, galaxies are moving erratically with respect to us.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - April 28, 2015 - The Foreign Intelligence Service states in a new report today that they were “horrified” over the use by the Amerikan Gestapo National Security Agency division of a powerful mass-psychology weapon against unsuspecting Amerikan citizens yesterday in Baltimore, Maryland, which caused these people, who were mostly schoolchildren, to erupt in a crazed frenzy of rioting, burning and looting.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 28, 2015 - “We will not obey.”

That’s the blunt warning a group of prominent religious leaders is sending to the Supreme Court of the Fascist Police States of Amerika as they consider same-sex marriage.

“We respectfully warn the Supreme Court not to cross that line,” read a document titled, Pledge in Solidarity to Defend Marriage. “We stand united together in defense of marriage. Make no mistake about our resolve.”

ARLINGTON, Virginia (PNN) - April 28, 2015 - In what some might consider a terrifying development, the Fascist Police States of Amerika military has passed a key milestone in creating self-steering bullets.

Using technology developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), experienced and novice shooters alike demonstrated that they could hit moving targets during a series of tests in February, agency officials announced yesterday.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - April 27, 2015 - A state of emergency has been declared in Baltimore and the city will be thrown under a week-long curfew after the funeral for Freddie Gray, whose violent death at the hands of terrorist pig thug cops while under arrest unleashed a new wave of protests over the use of force by terrorist pig thug cops in the Fascist Police States of Amerika.