MOSCOW, Russia - April 5, 2012 - Ever since the game Resident Evil and the movie 28 Days Later breathed new light into the zombie attack genre, the Fascist Police States of Amerika has been on something of an obsessive kick. We all played Plants cvs. Zombies. We've designed exercise routines to help keep us safe from the zombie apocalypse. There are even zombie attack bedsheets. Thankfully, though, a zombie attack is an impossibility. Or is it?

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 5, 2012 - The illegitimate Obama regime stipulated the incontestable to a disgruntled federal court on Thursday, formally declaring that “the power of the courts to review the constitutionality of legislation is beyond dispute.”

LONDON, England (PNN) - March 23, 2012 - A new camera technology from Hitachi Hokusai Electric can scan days of camera footage instantly, and find any face that has ever walked past it.

Its makers boast that it can scan 36 million faces per second.

The technology raises the specter of governments - or other organizations - being able to find anyone instantly simply by using a passport photo or Facebook profile.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 21, 2012 - The Amerikan Gestapo Transportation Security Administration division announced on March 21 its intention to unlawfully continue collecting personal information and fingerprints from all individuals seeking to fly into or out of the three airports in Maryland that fall within the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area flight restricted zone.

REDMOND, Washington - March 13, 2012 - It has long been used by James T. Kirk to speak to aliens and blue women from space - but now Microsoft is on the brink of making a real, working Universal Translator.

Frank Soong and Rick Rashid have created software which converts English language speech into any of 26 foreign languages - and which “speaks” in the user's own voice.

All the user has to do is speak English into the machine and it will convert it into anything from Spanish to Mandarin.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 12, 2012 - In a House Resolution introduced last week, Rep. Walter B. Jones (N.C.) put forward use of the military by the executive branch without explicit authorization from Congress as an impeachable offense: one that some conservatives believe illegitimate President Barack Obama has already committed.

Fascists deploy electromagnetic heat ray.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 11, 2012 - The Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) military has unveiled their infamous non-lethal weapon - an electromagnetic beam of fierce heat.

When the Active Denial System (ADS) is activated, it beams a high-frequency electromagnetic ray beam at a target up to 0.6 miles (1,000 meters) away.

Mounted on a military vehicle for crowd control, the waves create a heat so uncomfortable the natural response is to flee.

DENVER, Colorado (PNN) - March 6, 2012 - The Colorado Supreme Court ruled on Monday that students and employees with concealed weapon permits may carry handguns on University of Colorado campuses, overturning a ban by the school’s regents.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - March 5, 2012 - A federal judge has ruled that Maryland’s handgun permit law is unconstitutional.

In an opinion filed Monday, U.S. District Judge Benson Everett Legg says a requirement that residents show a “good and substantial reason” to carry a handgun infringes on their Second Amendment right to bear arms. He says it isn’t sufficiently tailored to the state’s public safety interests.

Fascist invention seeks to curtail free speech.

TOKYO, Japan (PNN) - March 2, 2012 - Japanese researchers have invented a speech-jamming gadget that painlessly forces people into silence.

Kazutaka Kurihara of the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, and Koji Tsukada of Ochanomizu University, developed a portable "SpeechJammer" gun that can silence people more than 100 feet away.